August 20: The charity shag ...

Kathy was a whistleblower, worked for the HSU

She saw some bad behaviour, so she thought of what to do

Told anyone who’d listen, of what she’d just discovered

But forgot the smallest detail, to keep her own arse covered

Some people with the power soon smoked her into sight

With Thompson doing time for fraud, the others saw a fight

Kathy got a summons, to make a trip  to the Commission

To talk about all her mates, taking perks without permission

                                                                               

She hopped the box and took the oath, gave evidence so fine

But when cross-examination came, she wanted to decline

The guy who then was on his feet, with her had had his way

She told the good Commissioner, she didn't want to play

She would not take it lying down, if you’ll excuse the pun

As the Barrister he pressed her, she saw a moment for some fun

She remembered many years ago, when she first met this fellow

When for a brief and hazy time, they shared their own bordello

She had to get her own back, this chance it could not pass

His needed to put him in his place, to sit him on his arse

So when her moment it was over, and interest began to flag

Her passion with that man she said, was just a charitable shag

A comment borne of bitterness, that did nothing for her cause

What really did the girl expect, instantaneous applause

It made her sound pathetic, as she aimed below the belt

He laughed it off, and aimed her up, clear victory’s what he smelt