Just why would I want something cold on my
wrist
That gives me a beep, for calls and
emails I’ve missed
Just why do I care, if I’ve missed it,
it’s gone
I’ll call you back later, it won’t be that
long
Will it do something useful, like store
all my cards
Can it remember my banking, it cannot be
that hard
My wallet it’s full of my plastic it’s
true
I've got so many cards, just what should I do
They tell me I should not keep them all in one
place
When they say that I give them my
incredulous face
I’ve twenty-two cards, what do you suggest
A long string of wallets, wrapped round my
chest
I have a suggestion if you’re willing to
hear it
Put it all on one card, we all would cheer
it
Or you could go one better, you'd all be
so well known
If you could get all that info, into my
phone
But yes I digress, let’s get back to my wrist
I was wanting a watch, but I’ll write you
a list
Of the functions I want, in a wrist watch
of mine
Are you listening up, just the date and
the time