I ventured
to the shopping mall the other afternoon
Saw
kids with painted faces, carrying colourful balloons
We walked and shopped all day long, so we stopped to rest our feet
But
when I got back to my home, I’d left my iPad on the seat
Would
my identity be stolen, that was most what I feared
Had
I locked the screen out when I last had checked my mail
Would
the finder clean me out, was this my one big fail
I rocked
into the cop shop and told him all about my loss
He
looked pretty old and gnarly, I knew he didn’t give a toss
I
could see his mind tick over, he thought, you won’t see that again
A
thousand bucks up in smoke, back to paper and a pen
I raced back to my desktop and logged in to Find my Phone
It
wasn’t in the list I had, was it out there all alone
Had
I set it properly, I’d only owned if for a week
How
the hell could I find it if did not know were to seek
My
almost new and unused iPad, it had truly disappeared
Would
my bank account be zeroed, that was what I feared
Had
I taken good precautions, had I locked the thing up tight
I just
could not remember, so I had an awful night
Now
I’ve altered all my passwords, and now they’re all the same
Yeah,
I know, I know, another rule I have broken once again
But
at least I now have changed them, and that was just the start
What
of my Optus wireless Internet, would they now take that apart
Hang
on, I got a phone call, my iPad has been found
And
an honest finder gave it back, my funds are safe and sound
I just
could not believe it, and now my faith has been restored
I
thought it was gone forever, and my thanks I did outpour
My bestest
favourite iPad, has come back home to me
I
thought our lives had parted, never again it would I see
I’ve
now taken good precautions, and I’ve locked the thing up tight
Never
will I leave it stranded, and it will never leave my sight
The
moral of this story, if there is one, could be this
Don’t
ever take your iPad when you’re in retailing bliss
Leave
it somewhere where it makes you feel peaceful and real glad
But
whatever else you choose to do, please turn on Find my iPad
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