When she said that
she had no idea her boogie board was high
It seems she’d
done it many times, but this time she got caught
So for her, such bad luck; I’m not surprised she was distraught
Lay me down and
call me Matt, Renae Lawrence dropped a time
Said Shappelle
she feigned stupidity to play for extra time
Five years off
for mental health, some more for good behaviour
“Played crazy”
said Ms. Lawrence, the Prez he was her saviour
Meanwhile in the
District Court, Hey Dad went down again
One more count of
indecent assault, by now one more than ten
His only friend his misguided wife who’s standing by his side
His only friend his misguided wife who’s standing by his side
She will not have
a bar of the suggestion that he’s lied
Angus Houston
leads the team that’s still looking for the ping
Pictures of
Mohammad Ali should keep us all out of the ring
Peaches Geldof has
joined her mum in the tragedy in the skies
And the Game of
Thrones is into porn, now there is a surprise
The daily news is
a stable source for rhymes for me to write
Especially when
I’m busy, just like I am tonight
I’m in a trial, I’m
for the Crown, and there is so much to do
Although I’d much
prefer to keep on writing this for you
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