Tuesday 8 April 2014

April 8: This, that, and the other ...


Well chop my legs of and call me Stumpy, Shappelle was telling a lie
When she said that she had no idea her boogie board was high
It seems she’d done it many times, but this time she got caught
So for her, such bad luck; I’m not surprised she was distraught

Lay me down and call me Matt, Renae Lawrence dropped a time
Said Shappelle she feigned stupidity to play for extra time
Five years off for mental health, some more for good behaviour
“Played crazy” said Ms. Lawrence, the Prez he was her saviour

Meanwhile in the District Court, Hey Dad went down again
One more count of indecent assault, by now one more than ten
His only friend his misguided wife who’s standing by his side
She will not have a bar of the suggestion that he’s lied

Angus Houston leads the team that’s still looking for the ping
Pictures of Mohammad Ali should keep us all out of the ring
Peaches Geldof has joined her mum in the tragedy in the skies
And the Game of Thrones is into porn, now there is a surprise

The daily news is a stable source for rhymes for me to write
Especially when I’m busy, just like I am tonight
I’m in a trial, I’m for the Crown, and there is so much to do
Although I’d much prefer to keep on writing this for you

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