I took the best road
down the coast, I was feeling so alive
I took myself to Creswell,
for a five-day contested hearing
The M2, M7 and
then the Hume, the miles were disappearing
I obtained three separate
e-tags, for the car and my two bikes
I put up with
their financial crap, like regular price hikes
But I get so very angry when they try to double dip
And try to bill me
double when I’m taking the same trip
When I rode my Wing to
Creswell I was towing my own trailer
As an officer it
seems I need to cart more than a sailor
My rig went in a
suit-carrier and I placed it nice and flat
I hitched the
trailer onto my Wing, and I thought that that was that
Imagine my
surprise when I returned from overseas
And found two
infringement notices. I had not paid my fees
They did not allege that Roxy slipped unnoticed through the toll
But said my
trailer had not paid, as if it had sole control
I’m not quite
sure what their problem is, Roxy paid her fare
How could they
miss a Goldwing, and think it wasn’t there
I won’t pay
twice, I’ll tell them so, I will not take the blame
I told them this
four years ago, but then they changed their name
What is their go,
what is their game, are they really so very stupid
I’ll fight them
back, I will not pay, this fine it must get booted
I can’t believe
they can’t design a system that can catch
A motorbike with
a trailer hitched, so to my letter I will attach
Another nasty letter saying that four years ago I wrote
Responding to
their poor attempt, their coffers to promote
By getting me to
pay them twice for taking the same ride
I told them then,
I’ll tell them now, this fine you'll set aside
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