Stopped me at customs. Nothing to declare
Came here for a holiday to
meet up with me sister, didn’t have an iPod so I took my transistor
Searched me at customs. I
didn’t know that was there
Arrested on arrival, this isn’t
looking good, not working out the way we thought it would
Caught me at customs.That’s
not mine I swear
Charged me with importing,
it’s gotta be a joke, if I was really serious I woulda brought coke
Corruption at customs, my fingerprints aren't there
The whole case against me was circumstance; but so one-sided I didn’t stand a chance
No CCTV at customs; this just
is not fair
Took them twenty minutes to
give me twenty years, the cameras only saw me through my tears
I hate you all at customs, my
life is in despair
Five years off my sentence
for good behaviour, well, that, and the odd sexual favour
If I'd have paid a bribe at
customs, there’d be lots of weed to share
Got parole on Friday should
be out by Tuesday, I'll make sure it's a hellava newsday
Next time I go through
customs, I’ll bring a rocking chair
Gonna sell my life story to
Channel Nine, they'll make a million bucks it will be all mine
Aussie government can’t stop
me coz I’m not in their care
Going back to Brissie to be a
manicurist, coz I’ve got ambitions that I’ve missed
If you ever go to Bali don’t take
your ganja there
(With apologies to Redgum)
(With apologies to Redgum)
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