Tuesday 11 February 2014

February 11: Cheque book wars ...


The chequebooks are out, the war has commenced, over on Seven Kochie’s incensed
“It’s a total disgrace”, he told us today, “My very own station, two million they’ll pay”,
“To a drug running bimbo, I really don’t follow, really and truly, it’s too much to swallow”
But they’ve dusted off Mike, he’s holed up next door, and not for much longer will the Corby’s be poor

The “Boogie Board Bimbo” is back in the news, at a six star resort she’s hitting the booze
Woman’s Day paid a bundle for a snap with a beer, to go on the cover of their mag over here
A day in a spa to consider her life, after four kilos of weed got her nine years of strife
A convicted drug smuggler, let out on parole, at least she won’t need to go back on the dole

But back here in Sydney, Gittany got plenty, and unless he comes clean, he’ll be in there for twenty
But girlfriend Rachelle was not to be seen, she grabbed Seven’s cheque and fled from the scene
Maybe she woke with a new revelation, and quickly departed for a lengthy vacation
When we saw her on tele on Sunday night, most of us thought, “She just isn’t right”

So I sit here and wonder as I type out these lines, just how many get paid at the end of their crimes?
Financial gain from crime has been banned, but it don’t seem to work, it’s supply and demand
The papers will pay ‘cause we puppets will read it, the stations pay heaps ‘cause their revenue needs it
So please put my money in an account overseas; I’ll just change my name and become Balinese

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