Saturday, 25 January 2014

January 25: I'm all out of beer ...

I'm all out of beer, there's no beer about me
My fridge it is bare, someone needs to shout me
I'm all out beer, my esky it's empty
I'll duck down to Dan's and then I'll have plenty.

I'm all out of beer, my pint glass is lonely
Last week I had slabs, this week it's "if only"
I'm all out of beer, there's but one thing for it
It's bourbon on ice, you know I adore it.

I’m all out of beer, my life is it over?
Stick me in the ground and I’ll push up some clover
Is it really that bad, is giving up such a sin?
No, I should be stronger, and I’ve still got some gin.

Sung to the tune of "I'm all out of love" - Air Supply ...

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