Ana looked great, you just
should have seen her
Tomic retired, a stretch in
his groin
I think he’d be happy to win
the toss of the coin
Lleyton got bundled, nothing
new there
The Joker in three, set two
was a scare
Rafter teamed up for a hit in
the doubles
Hewitt looked great but Pat’s
got some troubles
Meanwhile the ladies are
battling it out
Serena just ambled, Sharapova
just shouts
Sammy got through, dropping
only two games
While Casey lost three, the
result was the same
Murray’s not played yet but
he should be in heaven
He’s opposing a Frenchman
seeded two sixty seven
Jo-Wilfried got through, but
his vision was blurred
And Roger got taunted by Blaz
in the third
They say it’s quite warmish
down in Mexico
Too hot for me, I don’t think
I’ll go
The temperature here is not
too cool either
While I wait for round two
I’ll just have a breather
I’ve filled up my fridges,
you’ll recall I ran out
I went to Dan Murphy’s, and
got into a shout
There’s tennis and cricket,
Big Bash and one dayer’s
Our Aussies in summer became
Pommy slayers
That’s enough for this rhyme,
there’s things to be done
Like changing to Seven to see
who has won
Then over to Nine to watch
the Pommies get smashed
Flick over to Ten for an hour
of Big Bash
I do love my sport, I’m a
really big fan
As I sit in my chair sipping
beer from a can
I could do this all day, it
would be like a job
I’ve not moved for so long
the wife’s taken a swab
Just one more over, the
game’s nearly done
One more over is over if
you’ll forgive me the pun
Next time I’ll look harder
for a bride to support
She’ll be a “tea total” whose
passion is sport
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